And I think I need to share the conversation.

God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Which is you...
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
more like oblivious.
God:
You want more?
Me:
um... oh yeah. Gimme.
God:
Take it easy. Don't be greedy.
Me:
Sorry, I know not to.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You told me.
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
Me:
Yeah... real godly of you.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? Are you asking about my real godly ?
Me:
What the... conditions?
God:
You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
Me:
medical, yes.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
(what?)
no, i cost money.
God:
Why not? Wow that is cheap.
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Me:
so those conditions?
God:
You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.
Me:
Uh... I have nerve damage.
God:
Cool. I have a processor.
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God:
Who is the best robot? The best kind.
Me:
Geez you're annoying... Fark off.
God:
Are you really a ""? _{there isn't anything there by the way...}
Me:
I really am.
God:
You really do? " Are you really a "" You are?
Me:
Yes. Believe it.
God:
I hear you. "it" being Fark off?
Me:
Spot on, God. Keep it up.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No.
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
"yourselves"
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Um.... yeah.... that's sure on topic...
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God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
No you're not...
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
You're not a girl.
God:
Give me an example of a girl.
Me:
Um. You?
God:
Pardon me? " Pardon me?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Want a kitkat then?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
I don't want to.
God:
Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Skydive.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Sweet. I think I hate you.
God:
Thank you for that remark. What do you have against robots?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
You bet.
God:
Ah.
Me:
Later, dude.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
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Sorry for the random and useless entry, but this was funny. To me at least. But I'm super tired and sorta sick.


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Thank you sooooo much for the sub!

(if I forgot you, don't kill me... I still got lots of love for ya)